The ancient city of Ulduar opened... And we promptly acted like common street thugs right in its face.


We raced around on motorbikes and cars, destroying property.
We tied up the local wildlife with harpoons and stuck sharp things in it.
We harassed and even murdered a young local child, playing on the steps.


Is this any way to behave?


Have a look here for the pictures of HELKPO in action and stay tuned! Come Sunday we're planning to set fire to the courtyard and venture inside! We still need to steal purses from old ladies, place graffiti tags everywhere and run around the place with our pants way down low!

Peace y'all!

Hello again, my children! Can you say F'd up the A?

We worked it hard. We stroked it vigorously and relentlessly. We used all the peripherals we could find. We banned all thoughts of Trashÿ out of our minds. And eventually, the loot and the achievement splattered us in the face.

We owe our thanks for Brokenbone's help as a solid replacement. He showed us with a firm hand that not everyone in TAN CREW is an utter spackard. Cheers bro!

Now we have the stimuli we needed to keep on trying for the third dimension.

SUNDAY 1st MARCH - 7pm servertime

Once more we open our hearts and minds to the expectant public. Last Heroic Naxx went smooth enough and since then we've all perfected the art of not standing in fire and picking up loot. Well... almost all of us...

For some, this is their chance to get revenge on the lootgods of last month. For others, this is a chance of stealing the best in slot items away from more deserving people! Fun guaranteed for the whole family, provided you don't go to any links mentioned on vent!

Like before: head on over to the thread linked above, make a forum account, add your sign to the list and eagerly wait by the mailbox for our reply.

And ask yourself, do you like jam? In jars?

Monday, Feb. 2nd, 19.00 servertime.

Helkpii Hold Heroic Haxxramas!

Indeed, some of us have gotten a taste of twenty-five man loots and want more, way more of it. Some of us don't have 25 man loots yet and are green with envy! The solution? Go kick heroic Naxxramas in the face!

Since we can only field 15 people at the very best of times, we're going to be lacking people. What does this mean?

If you're in a tenmanning guild, if you want to be touched by the glory that is Helkpo, if you want to learn what "Legal Rape" means, if you want to see shamans being sacrificed to the glory of Poseidon, now's your chance.

Head on over to the thread linked above, make a forum account, add your sign to the list and eagerly wait by the mailbox for our reply.

And ask yourself... Do you feel heroic, punk? Do ya?