The Trials of Kelsten

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The Trials of Kelsten

Postby Ckosh » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:10 am

From the words of a legend

Picture this: it was the last pull of the night. The guild had spent over an hour wiping on Coven, a boss that had troubled them for a number of weeks. The hectic, RNG nature of the boss made it difficult to predict how things would go. People were getting tired. We almost called it. "One last pull", said Kel; "@JℇS▲ϻ!Nℇ has mass res!". People accepted the res. We didn't have high hopes, but by god, we'd give it a good go. As we got into position, food eaten, flasks ticking down, Noyota got a bit over zealous and ninja pulled the boss. Panicking, both Kel and @Ⓒⓚⓞⓢⓗ tried to taunt their assigned targets but, somehow, both ended up on Kel. Cubby took a tank debuff to the face as the boss ran over. "Somehow I've got both, Cubby has the tank debuff and everything's gone tits up!", joked Kel. It was chaos. "I just loved how organised these last pulls of the night are", quipped Tal. People laughed. Typical Helkpo pull. But then we got through the first adds. And the second. The jokes stopped. People were quiet. Only the occasional crunch crunch from @Fluffy Luffa nervously eating Cadbury mini eggs could be heard. The bosses were dying. The raid wasn't. Could this be it? Could this be the one? It was a million to one shot...but it just might work. The boss health dropped lower - lower than we'd ever seen. We got a second round of lightning adds - surely this would be our downfall? But wait! No! We survived! The boss's health dropped even lower! Low enough that we could even lose a couple of people and still possibly, miraculously make it! Surely not?!? A few people dropped. People started to panic. Healer mana and tank active mitigation was on their last legs. Something incredible happened: the boss died. It actually, honest to goodness died. After weeks of hardship, weeks of wipes! They actually died! The cheers of joy were broken only by the sound of Kel's gruff voice. "No fucking loot for me again, cunts"
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Re: The Trials of Kelsten

Postby Doctorshark » Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:07 pm

I've only just noticed this. Good times :D
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Re: The Trials of Kelsten

Postby Auryon » Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:59 pm

Hahaha, awesome! Thanks for posting this, Ush. Love your stories <3
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Re: The Trials of Kelsten

Postby Suliya » Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:43 am

Both (might be late on Sunday, have family over).

Teth for Tuesday.

Cubby possibly Tuesday, he's away over Easter.
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Re: The Trials of Kelsten

Postby Ckosh » Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:03 am

Suliya wrote:Both (might be late on Sunday, have family over).

Teth for Tuesday.

Cubby possibly Tuesday, he's away over Easter.



Did you just SIGN in an RP stories thread?
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Re: The Trials of Kelsten

Postby Ckosh » Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:06 am

Auryon wrote:Hahaha, awesome! Thanks for posting this, Ush. Love your stories <3


This was pure Kel! I can't take the credit!
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Re: The Trials of Kelsten

Postby ailigalf » Thu Mar 29, 2018 1:59 am

Ckosh wrote:
Suliya wrote:Both (might be late on Sunday, have family over).

Teth for Tuesday.

Cubby possibly Tuesday, he's away over Easter.



Did you just SIGN in an RP stories thread?


That’s real RP
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Re: The Trials of Kelsten

Postby Suliya » Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:14 pm

ailigalf wrote:
Ckosh wrote:
Suliya wrote:Both (might be late on Sunday, have family over).

Teth for Tuesday.

Cubby possibly Tuesday, he's away over Easter.



Did you just SIGN in an RP stories thread?


That’s real RP


It was a dark, rainy night... yes.
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