The story of Mr R. Bear

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The story of Mr R. Bear

Postby Poops-MacGee » Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:42 pm

Once upon a time there was a Human Druid called Mr. Bear.

I loved nature... he loved the trees and the plains and the mountains

But Mr. Bear was sad cos of all the dirty adventures that traipsed across his land littering

Apart from all the corpses they left (there is only so much rancid meat one Druid can eat)

Mr. Bear was sad that they dropped things from their bags instead of going and selling them

<GRUMBLE> "Just cos they're 80th level and have all the gold in the world doesn't mean they can drop that 3cp broken bow on my door step" </GRUMBLE>

Mr. Bear got so mad that he turned into an actual bear...!

And in a Bear like blood frenzy raped three Trolls, an Orc and a Halfling (Mimsy the Halfling will never be the same again)

So remember my little Helkpii if you drop stuff in the planes beware...

Cos Mr Rapie the Bear will come and fu@k your sh@t up....

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Re: The story of Mr R. Bear

Postby Brokenbone » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:21 pm

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Re: The story of Mr R. Bear

Postby Poops-MacGee » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:25 pm

See the pic of Mr. R. Bear in the caption competition 2 thread.
I've become quite attached to him... I'm thinking of making him my alt :)
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Re: The story of Mr R. Bear

Postby Clanky » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:39 pm

Allright who let this guy in here
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Re: The story of Mr R. Bear

Postby Poops-MacGee » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:54 pm

I got drunk with you all at the Helkmeet and the next morning I woke up with a hang over and a copy of WoW on order at Amazon... and Ckosh said I should join Helkpo... but he was kind of drunk... it wouldn't be the first thing he has done while out drinking with me that he has later lived to regret in the cold, uncaring and sober light of day.
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Re: The story of Mr R. Bear

Postby Ckosh » Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:22 pm

True....

But you should have a look at the beautiful pics¬!!QQ11||| They are teh zomgsz
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Re: The story of Mr R. Bear

Postby fonkje » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:37 pm

The man has been here for a week and is already at 65 posts! He is a maniac! A MANIAC I TELL THEE!!!!!

stop enchrouching on my crazy title
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Re: The story of Mr R. Bear

Postby Poops-MacGee » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:42 pm

66 actualy
Mr R.T.Bear wrote:Nothing like a good struggle cuddle to brighten up your day

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Re: The story of Mr R. Bear

Postby fonkje » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:52 pm

Do you wish to make this a competition fiend?!?!?! Ha FIVEHUNDERDANDSIX!
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Re: The story of Mr R. Bear

Postby Marsha » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:27 pm

fonkje wrote:sHe's is a maniac! A MANIAC on the floor, And she's dancing like she's never danced before.

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Re: The story of Mr R. Bear

Postby Poops-MacGee » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:43 pm

Marsha you know there is a little but of you in Mr R Bear... It the part that offers cuddles after ;)
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Re: The story of Mr R. Bear

Postby Trashy » Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:01 pm

Ckosh wrote:You fucking cunt........
YOU TOTAL BASTARD.. Ok You Win ... Whellll Donez.

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