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Re: Helkus

Postby Kovacs » Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:06 pm

level seventy
oh my god why am i here
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Re: Helkus

Postby Ellianna » Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:28 pm

boredom? Neccessity?
ELLIHEALS!
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Re: Helkus

Postby shinsen » Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:40 am

it's an illusion
oh transmogrification
a new patch cometh
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Re: Helkus

Postby Ckosh » Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:09 am

shinsen wrote:it's an illusion
oh transmogrification
a new patch cometh


is there a date now?
maybe I can start playing
it won't be boring
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Re: Helkus

Postby Kovacs » Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:46 am

Ckosh wrote:
shinsen wrote:it's an illusion
oh transmogrification
a new patch cometh


is there a date now?
maybe I can start playing
it won't be boring



shut the fuck up ush
spartans prepare for glory
just play you jew crip
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Re: Helkus

Postby Ckosh » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:05 am

I've done everything
Only raiding is fun now
need new content please

I'd rather go out
when we are not raiding WoW
no addiction - yay!

I am not a Jew
I'm sure I am a paki
At least I got chicken
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Re: Helkus

Postby Tohya » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:11 am

Just wait - Guild Wars 2
You'll probably cream your pants
Warcraft is worn out
Now: GW2
tohya po 80 norn guardian cooking 400 jeweling 400
soiled po 80 sylvari ranger huntsman 446 weaponsmith 500
emilia thorpe 80 human warrior armoursmith 500 artificer 223
myni po 43 asura engineer leatherworking 456

orken po 49 charr necromancer tailor 445

Then: WoW
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Re: Helkus

Postby Kovacs » Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:08 am

Tohya wrote:Just wait - Guild Wars 2
You'll probably cream your pants
Warcraft is worn out



tohya his penis is burnt
still he plays yet moans like child
jack gets mega hard on

Our command structure raid logs
we all agree we need new blood
then we can inv alts!
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Re: Helkus

Postby Ckosh » Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:37 am

Instead of Haikus
Just ask for me to log and
invite your gay alts

but instead you choose
to not ask. others ask me,
I log that evening

No one should have to
be on line do nothing.
Ask and you receive

BLIZZARD YOU FAT CUNTS
GIVE ME CAVERNS OF TIME NOW
ONLINE ALL THE TIME!
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Re: Helkus

Postby Tohya » Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:56 am

I barely play, but -
You have an alt? Ask me, sure
I'll invite your ass
Now: GW2
tohya po 80 norn guardian cooking 400 jeweling 400
soiled po 80 sylvari ranger huntsman 446 weaponsmith 500
emilia thorpe 80 human warrior armoursmith 500 artificer 223
myni po 43 asura engineer leatherworking 456

orken po 49 charr necromancer tailor 445

Then: WoW
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Re: Helkus

Postby Lassy » Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:51 pm

Have you ever tried
To get invites for your alts
On, say, a raid night?





My poor little deathwing
End-bosses always shafted
A torso, seriously?
I'm terrible at dates but I can enjoy a peach for hours.

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Re: Helkus

Postby Tohya » Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:33 pm

You assume that they:-
Activision Blizzard
Care anymore? Hah!

I have no doubt that
the end fight will be clunky
eight year old engine


Nostalgia sets in
Many good times were had
Vargoth compels you!

I miss the laughs!
Many friends, me drinking
Slaughtering all mobs

My gear is crap
But I'd like to massacre
If you would have me
Now: GW2
tohya po 80 norn guardian cooking 400 jeweling 400
soiled po 80 sylvari ranger huntsman 446 weaponsmith 500
emilia thorpe 80 human warrior armoursmith 500 artificer 223
myni po 43 asura engineer leatherworking 456

orken po 49 charr necromancer tailor 445

Then: WoW
tohya tinisthala junpei
rinnadin erika erunta honeyb
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Re: Helkus

Postby Poops-MacGee » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:24 pm

Are you so board of arguing about new wow contenty that you have to do it in Helku?
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Re: Helkus

Postby Tohya » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:35 pm

Board? Turgid and firm
Oh yes, I am now and then
Not now, bored working
Now: GW2
tohya po 80 norn guardian cooking 400 jeweling 400
soiled po 80 sylvari ranger huntsman 446 weaponsmith 500
emilia thorpe 80 human warrior armoursmith 500 artificer 223
myni po 43 asura engineer leatherworking 456

orken po 49 charr necromancer tailor 445

Then: WoW
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Re: Helkus

Postby Trashy » Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:57 pm

This one is for lassy

Virginity of my ass
Spring will never come again
Where has it gone to?
Ckosh wrote:You fucking cunt........
YOU TOTAL BASTARD.. Ok You Win ... Whellll Donez.

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