I DA HUNTA!

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I DA HUNTA!

Postby Zolug » Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:00 am

So there i was, whitefury, in the barrens, i was alone, cold and killing raptors that give me no xp what so ever near rachet.

Why i was killing them is mystery i shall never know.
Then out of no where! a zerva runs by me like the wind! give me a huge boner that cleaved a tree near by!
I tried to catch it in my starved dog form, but failed!

So i waited, and waited! then i toke two steps and waited some more.. and nothing!
So i the oddly geared shaman, in a meele dps gear but using a 50 badge hammer for healer, deiced that today, i shall slay the rare elite lvl 21 zerva!

So! i waited... and waited, then out of no where! a giant chicken in its period attacks me! and at the same instant! the rare elite lvl 21 zerva, which you common folk call swiftmain. runs by me! and im like get over here bitch! and frost shock! the battle was short and pointless, it gave crap xp, a crap green, and wasted 2 hours of my life. Thus i became "I DA HUNTA"

A pointless tale of a pointless waste of time.

to all the readers may the torah love you and give you grandchildren that look like a mixture of a rat and a sheep.

Zolug/whitefury out! and gooden nighten!
Last edited by Zolug on Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:27 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: I DA HUNTA!

Postby Kovacs » Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:15 am

more stories with animal boners.
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Re: I DA HUNTA!

Postby Ckosh » Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:21 pm

gief more crap!!

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