Oh yes - you knew it would come sooner or later

Strangely it's sooner...

Helkpo are now No1 on Horde on TVC.
Helkpo are Top 50 in Europe
Helkpo are Top 100 in the world..........

Well onward and upward.
Time for server 1st!

The song goes on and on
Getting achievements whilst always lol-boying
Not killing Algalon's getting annoying
Climbing the rankings - the joy that it brings
These are a few of our favourite things

Tonight, we didn't dine in hell. We just Descended into Madness.

Japanese schoolgirls can wander the streets freely once more. And we couldn't have done it without Sara cheering us on, telling us to let "Black hatred and rape guide your blows."

In the meantime, we've also tackled some medium-mode bosses, such as Knock on Wood, amongst others. Yea, Business is booming here at the mental institution...

On that note, I'm obliged to make the obvious plug for the HELKPO 25 MAN MADNESS raid coming up.

And with that, I leave you all to marvel at our awesomes.
Take care and don't let the tentacle rape!

Aaah, updating the frontpage. The dreaded job!

Let me bring you up to speed real quicklike. After deconstructing Mimiron we had our chance versus Vezax. Valiantly going in there and taking the repaircosts up the bum proved to be well worth it. With what we had learnt the week before, we had our MVP Holy Pally at the ready and were careful with the clouds.

Vezax succumbed to our efforts and so we faced off versus Yogg-SARA-on...

I think I speak for everyone here when I say: CLUSTERFUCK! This'll prove to be a tricksy one to work out and even harder to master. But at least it's pretty fun to wipe due to the paladinhealer bubbling an add that proceeds to smash a debuffed tank in the face.

On another front, HELKPO MULTIPLAYER MADNESS is coming up, the 8th of June! If you want to join up, head on over to the form to create an account and sign up! These 25 man runs are free for all and are always guaranteed fun!

Love, Cherish and Adore us!
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at last!